Friday Fictioneer: Toilet Paper
Ever have a slap-your-forehead-dah moment?
I’ve been on the hunt for toilet paper, but was having trouble finding it.
Then I remembered my next-door neighbor who lives on the other side of the firewall.
He works at a local store! Dah!
“Will you do me a big huge favor?” I asked.
“Yes,” he said cautiously for he did not know where I was headed.
“Will you text me next time there’s a shipment of toilet paper?”
His uncertain grin turned into a big smile. “Sure.”
I’m now hording toilet paper a hidden refrigerator in the forest.
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The next-door neighbor is true.
The refrigerator is not.
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Friday Fictioneers is a challenge to write a 100 word story from a photo prompt. It’s hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields, anyone can play. Click HERE to read other Fictioneers’ stories.
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Coming in 2020
Good one. 🙂
Humour with a light touch to cheer us up! Well done, and thank you!
Thank you for saying so.
Secret storage depots full of toilet paper – oh how easy to is to bring humanity to it’s knees.
Fridges full of toilet paper dotting the countryside 🙂
ha ha ha
Does toilet paper have a ‘best before’ date? If so there’ll be a lot going to landfill in the future!
As long as you have enough TP … 😉
I’m glad it wasn’t vice versa on the truth part…
We have a cache of toilet tissue hidden in a “refrigerator in the woods” as well. Pretty soon we’ll have to start trading it for soap though.
hahaha No soup here or I’d offer a trade.
Who would of thought that toilet paper would be in such high demand since last year. Goodness Gosh – Cute story. Amazing times!
Yes, who would have guessed. We’d never run out before so why now?
Some people . . .
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Haha this is great. I’ve been sleeping on your posts
I though you’d gone crazy over my posts.
You certainly jumped my numbers for the day. Thanks! ;0)
You’re welcome! 😁